Who Let The Dogs Out?

The recent hirings of coaches Romeo Crennel and Charlie Weis not only gave the Chiefs coaches with experience, but also left them with a coaching staff that outweighs their defensive line. Most Kansas City fans are unsure about the addition of Crennel, but the localKrispie Kream stores are unanimously in favor of his presence. The local ChineseBuffets have taken a different approach by switching menu's in order to prevent a possible Weis-Crennel buffet perfect storm. When a reporter asked a Chinese buffet owner why the switch, the owner replied, "I can barely serve Godzilla, no serve two." The combination of Weis and Crennel will likely lead to less wins for the Chiefs and a Big Mac famine for Kansas City. Cranes are the only thing that can get these big boys out of the city, good luck.